tempted to hand in my english paper like this
thundergoddess: if u ever feel down just remember that samuel l jackson did an impression of nicki minaj
Follower: I love your blog!
Me (in my head): Oh my God oh my God someone actually likes me! Oh my God I hope they're not messing with me this is the coolest thing EVER We will roll down hills and ride unicorns and bake cakeballs we will ship our unicorns together and then we will fangirl into oblivion! Oh my God oh my God this is not a drill, I repeat, this is NOT a drill! AHHHHH ASDFGHJKL
Me (on keyboard): Thank you darling, I love you too :)
mom: *calls my name*
mom: *yells my name*
mom: WHY AREN'T YOU ANSWERING ME
peetababy: have you ever wondered why the anonymous icon has a flower behind the head? like what are you a gardener
thefreshprinceofbel-air: just a friendly reminder that right now there are millions of people having sex and you’re on the computer by yourself in your room
Anyone ever find random glitter on themselves?
theepichumor: like where does this shit be coming from? am I a fucking fairy?
When you're sleeping at a friend's house and you...
Ugh. I hate myself a little for using this phrase .. BUT.. that awkward moment when you’re just unsure of your whole life and past, present and future and you love people who have left you behind and you love people who would rather be blind than be with you
buttcamp: have you ever just listened to a recording of you talking and then felt terrible for anyone who’s ever had to talk to you ever
Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
lulz-time: YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite YEAH BABY THAT’S RIGHT IMMA PICK YOU UP AND carry you to your bed cause baby I know you tired OH GIRL IMA SLAP DAT broom out of your hand because you’ve had a long day at work, and i can do it myself.
Loneliness is like starvation: you don’t realize how hungry you are until you...– Joyce Carol Oates, Faithless (via creatingaquietmind)