May 2013
saywheeeeee:
louistheking:
i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet
ladyblogger-margie:
anna-of-wonderland:
*reads the last line again*
*closes the book*
*deep sigh*
*screams*
*throws book out the window*
*jumps out the window after it*
*writhes in pain while clutching the book*
*cries and rocks it back and forth*
*puts it back down on the shelf*
*deep breath*
*Calls friend* “read this book”
parent: why hasn't ____ been round lately? I thought you were friends
me: well they turned into a cunt
1 tag
giantspacefetus:
my entire life is comprised of me deciding if i should fiesta or siesta
mishi-chan:
bonaventure-:
my sister just texted me out of nowhere “do you want some pizza rolls i accidentally made 80”
she’s the girl in our math problems
jaclcfrost:
sparky-boom-man:
jaclcfrost:
the lost city of atlantis
the misplaced city of atlantis
the how-the-fuck-do-you-lose-an-entire-city-it’s-a-city-not-a-set-of-keys city of atlantis
How about
the non-existent city of atlantis
it exists
it has a website
whimmy-bam:
reichenballs:
mrjackles:
...
cumberbatch-lorette:
danglingthpider:
whyamisorandom:
touch me like you touch your keyboard
crying
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY...
“You get mixed messages because I have mixed feelings.”
– Sarah Kane (via creatingaquietmind)
Lebanese Man Rapes and Impregnates His Sister,... →
sonofbaldwin:
[Trigger Warning: Rape, Murder, Rape Culture, Extreme Misogyny]
A man has killed his pregnant teenage sister in south Lebanon in what was seen as an honor crime - the murder of a woman accused of shaming her family.
Voice of Lebanon radio (100.5) said Friday that the body of Baghdad Khaled al-Issa, 18, was found with stab wounds in her head and sides in the area of...
comemorninglighte:
sunsetmugging:
captainodair:
whats the html code for a social life
<go> </outside>
404 error
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
jaredpadaletmelickyou:
vvorldwideweb:
keep-calm-and-geek-on:
vvorldwideweb:
scaraptor:
vvorldwideweb:
what if paper screamed every word you wrote back at you
What if it does but we can’t hear it?
do u kno what screaming is
Silence is the loudest scream
deep
like my vagina
nepeta-walks-into-a-club:
we had a substitute teacher who kept saying he was a philosopher??? and somehow everyone was impressed by that and he said “ladies, if a guy wants to sleep with you and you say no and and he follows you around and keeps asking you no matter what you say, you should say yes, because he truly loves you” and everyone nodded at his wisdom and i just
lordfarsquaad:
When im dead my new email will be imnot@live.com
shakeitbakeitbo0tyquakeit:
i hate when the teacher ends a lesson early and gives the class time to talk with each other because im always just sitting there alone for 10 minutes like
niamisinmybed:
liam-and-zayney:
this can be interpreted two ways
I took it the wrong way
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
earthnation:
THERE IS NOTHING WORSE THAN POURING A DRINK AND THEN GOING BACK TO YOUR ROOM ONLY TO REALIZE YOU LEFT YOUR DRINK BEHIND
fartgallery:
I bet that in the future movies wont even need actors, they’ll just create the characters using computers and stuff
goddammitganon:
fun fact i learned yesterday: a group of pugs is called a “grumble”
stelmarias:
next time your teacher asks if you can go to the bathroom piss yourself in front of them to prove that yes, you can
homwrecker:
when girls sneeze their vaginas clench up so now every time a girl sneezes im like i know what ur vagina just did
